AVERAGE Girl REJECTS 100 Men?! 1,000+ BODY COUNT?! 10% Of Men Have YACHTS?! | Dating Talk #271
Date: 2025-12-01
Duration: 8h 05m
Guests
Brian AtlasIdentified Speakers
SPEAKER_02Victoria(guest)
SPEAKER_03Felicity(host)
SPEAKER_04Charlotte(guest)
SPEAKER_05Brian Atlas(host)
SPEAKER_07Aya Jarushi(guest)
SPEAKER_10Michelle(guest)
SPEAKER_11Heaven(guest)
SPEAKER_12Alexis(guest)
SPEAKER_13Sky(guest)
SPEAKER_14Nene (Destiny)(guest)
Key Moments
00:04:20
IntroAll 8 guests introduce themselves
00:05:20
ControversyBrian confronts Aya about having OnlyFans which she denies
00:29:50
ControversyAya claims father murdered 3 family members. Panel skeptical.
00:40:20
ControversyNene says she'd side with Mexico over US, even in morally neutral scenario
01:02:20
Key MomentAlexis: ex was sleeping with his ex-girlfriend's mother at New Year's party
01:13:40
Key MomentHeaven reveals she was born in jail, raised in foster care, engaged in survival sex work
02:51:00
Key MomentBrian rates panel: Charlotte 7.5-7.75, Nene 1.75. Most controversial ratings.
03:00:00
QuoteBrian: 'I wish I had the confidence of an average looking woman'
05:06:00
Key MomentHeaven: got jumped by 3 black and 2 Latina girls at Cal State Northridge for supporting Charlie Kirk
05:52:20
Key MomentAya claims body count over 1000 (clearly trolling). Brian calculates 2.7 per day for a decade.
06:25:00
Key MomentSky rejects 100+ men on Bumble. Brian uses as proof of unrealistic standards.
07:46:00
ControversyCharlotte confronts Brian about threesomes being 'extremely immoral'
Topics Discussed
00:04:20
Guest Introductions
8 female guests introduce themselves. Aya claims never attended school and denies OnlyFans. Charlotte drives a Ferrari and day trades.
00:27:10
Aya's Family Trauma
Aya claims father (karate champion) murdered her mother, brother, and sister through physical abuse. Panel expresses skepticism.
00:40:20
Allegiance Hypothetical
Nene says Mexico even in neutral scenario. Elon Musk reacted to previous viral clip about Colombian immigrant.
02:33:20
Guess the Ho / Charlotte's Hoe Assessment
Charlotte goes around rating each guest as 'ho' or 'based.' Uses Bonnie Blue 'thousand-dick stare' as reference.
02:51:00
Self-Ratings and Brian's Ratings
Multiple 10s and 9s. Brian rates: Aya 4, Charlotte 7.5-7.75, Nene 1.75, Heaven ~3.5-4. Rates himself 4.75.
03:59:00
AI Aging and Gender Swap
AI-generated aged and gender-swapped photos. Reactions range from horror to amusement.
04:14:40
Minimum Income and Height
Heaven $100-200K (originally wrote $5M). Charlotte $100K. Nene $50K. Michelle doesn't care. Most want 5'10"+.
04:18:00
Man vs Bear
All pick man except Sky who picks bear even in an elevator scenario.
05:52:00
Body Count Reveals
Aya claims 1000+ (trolling). Charlotte <5. Heaven 7 (3 girls). Cece 3. Sky 7.
06:13:00
Bumble Swipe Segment
Sky rejected 100+ men. Brian uses her extreme pickiness to illustrate point about unrealistic standards.
07:44:00
Bow Segment and Wrap-Up
Brian shows ex bowing video. All agree they would bow for their husband.
07:45:00
Charlotte vs Brian: Threesome Morality
Charlotte confronts Brian about threesomes being 'extremely immoral.' Extended debate about morality of premarital sex.
Transcript
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04:53:29
Heaven>> Sorry, what? >> Maybe some women yearn to be traditional, but it's hard for them. Like there's people won't look past their past or they won't even give them an opportunity or a chance. They just kind of see you and they're like, "Nope, write you off." They don't even give you a chance. >> Yeah, I'm okay with that.
04:53:42
Brian Atlas>> You're okay with that? >> Yeah. Yeah. If a if a woman used to be a sex worker and a guy doesn't want to date her, be even if she's she's been out of the game for for years. >> I'm not saying it like that. I'm saying write you off as a human, as a person. Like, >> well, now we're talking about different things.
04:53:56
Heaven>> You were sex trafficked when you were a kid, right? And saying you changed your life. You went to college. You went You know what I'm saying? You did what you had to do. >> Just to be clear, the the fansly and the sex panther thing you're doing, you're currently being sex trafficked. >> No, I'm not. I'm >> Okay. So, you're an active sex worker.
04:54:10
Heaven>> Yeah. Because, you know, there's a statistic that 70% of ex Oh, that's young girls. No, it's not. >> There's sex traffic. That's [ __ ] What does that mean to be sex traffic? >> Wait, hold up. Be open-minded right now. Like, don't just cut it off like that. I'm saying what I'm saying is if you
04:54:23
Heavenwere sex trafficked as a young girl and you went your whole life without having parents or having anything like that, >> you there's a statistic. Wait, hear me out, please. Please hear me. Go ahead. >> There's a statistic that many a majority of those girls, especially coming from foster care, they go back into sex work
04:54:36
Heavenbecause that's all like that's programmed in your mind that you think it's okay. And I'm not saying that what I do right now is okay. I'm try, like I said, I'm drifting off of that. So, >> I think I mean, look, I think I mean
04:54:46
Brian Atlas>> at a point I feel like it's right >> people men survive without doing sex work. So, anyways, I I mean, in response
04:54:55
Brian Atlasto that, I guess um >> this idea that uh hold on first, I just want a definition of what sex trafficking actually is. >> Um, of course. Yeah. Because like women
04:55:07
Brian Atlaswho are willingly engaged in prostitution but happen to have a pimp, they're going to categorize that as sex trafficking, but like they're willingly being a prostitute. So, and then like who was the person who said, "Well, I
04:55:20
Heavenhad an Only Fans manager, so I was technically being sex trafficked or whatever." >> If you're 13 years old and you're living in a shelter and a grown man, that comes >> Yes. That's clearly criminal, but most women >> and you agree to it, you know, that
04:55:32
Brian Atlasdoesn't mean you're >> Yeah, that's terrible. I'm sorry, but as a guy, yes, men can be discerning though. So, a guy who's encountering a woman who has a history
04:55:43
Brian Atlasof childhood sexual abuse and who was a sex worker in her childhood, that's a terrible [ __ ] thing. But you can still be discerning as a guy and not completely be like, you know what? Uh, and that there's so much trauma there.
04:55:56
Brian AtlasLook, >> I'm going to get cancelled for this, but I don't give a [ __ ] Uh people's past traumas are going to manifest and [ __ ] your relationship up massively. You got to curve these people who got [ __ ]
04:56:09
Brian Atlasissues like that. Unless that shit's really solved, even then there there's associations there where I think it's totally fine whether you're a man or a woman. If somebody's done dealt with some [ __ ] in their past, you can be
04:56:20
Brian Atlasa discerning individual whether you're a man or a woman and say, "I'm not going to deal with this person. I don't want to deal like I think it's perfectly acceptable as a criteria for who you're going to date. I don't want to deal with somebody who's all [ __ ] up.
04:56:33
Heaven>> For sure. But then also I'm sorry if that makes me a bad person. >> No, you're not. You could also see the beauty in it because sometimes some struggles God uses you as Yeah. You're like for me I look at it like God used me as a sacrifice so that I could speak out to to girls and which I have and
04:56:46
Heavenlike I said I'm not perfect but at the end of the day like God does use our stories as impeccable. They use them in impeccable ways like so that they can >> help others. So maybe one day I can talk to a girl and be like, "Dang, I went through what you went through, but I'm a
04:56:58
Brian Atlaslawyer now." You can get through it. >> But I think you can give you can give people grace. You can give people grace and also not want to date them. >> Of course,
04:57:09
Brian Atlas>> like you can be like, "Okay, you had like a [ __ ] up childhood. I'm really sorry. That's awful. What happened to you?" >> It's a beautiful thing, actually. >> No, I don't think it's a beautiful thing. >> It is cuz it made me a very, very, very
04:57:21
Heavensmart and strong woman like at this age. I'm about to be a lawyer and yeah, I do a little sex work on the side. Yes, I hustled and did that. Okay. >> No, but I I don't think >> but I've also made it through the >> I don't think trauma like if it if you
04:57:32
Brian Atlascould go back in time and that thing didn't happen. I can't imagine a world where it's ever better to have experienced trauma than to have not experienced trauma. >> Of course. >> No, I agree.
04:57:44
Brian Atlas>> Now, as we move through life, almost everyone's going to experience varying degrees of uh experiences, some of which may be traumatic. Yeah. >> Um, and that's just part of life, right?
04:57:56
Brian AtlasHowever, I I think it's kind of crazy to say like, you know what? Uh, well, I mean, I think also men and women
04:58:04
Brian Atlasare a bit different on this front. Um, but that's a bit of a controversial take. >> Yeah. I think in some ways because I think and you might disagree with this
04:58:16
Brian Atlascategorization but I think going through difficult things especially trauma tends to masculineize somebody. >> It makes it can >> very true. >> It can uh
04:58:30
Brian Atlas>> no it can uh it can make you stronger in some ways but it can make you rough. It can make you tough. But these are not typically traits that are desirable
04:58:43
Brian Atlas>> in a woman. >> Yeah. Okay. >> And so women who are like heavily traumatiz Well, >> you know, this can also go different ways too because women sometimes women who are like heavily traumatized
04:58:55
Heaven>> like go hyper feminine too. So it's it's kind of weird. >> It's it's not just trauma though. It's like relatable now. Like I can relate to so many people cuz I've been through a lot, you know? It's it's a gift. Honestly, it's a gift and a curse. It's like I'm thankful that I could sit down with people and relate to a lot of
04:59:08
Heavenpeople and hopefully be there for them or, you know, give them a listen in the ear cuz I could say, "Dang, I feel you." And like, "Actually, I feel you." Like, it's not just, "Oh, I feel you." >> A lot of men prefer women with less
04:59:19
Aya Jarushitrauma statistically. Just they prefer a woman that hasn't gone through all that so she can be in her feminine phase and not have to worry and overthink and be masculineized and stuff.
04:59:32
Victoria>> Yeah. Andrew Tate, shout out to my man for doing very >> What did he say? What did Andrew Tate say? >> He said, "The more a man goes through, the more masculine he becomes." That's why you desire men with, you know,
04:59:44
Victoriaroughed up hands. It shows experience. Whereas a woman, you want her to be as, >> you know, pure and as soft as possible >> and trauma makes you more of like, you know,
04:59:56
Aya Jarushi>> makes you rough, roughed up, whatever. So yeah, there is a statistic that men prefer women that haven't gone through that. >> Yeah. >> And I mean I think trauma though for both men and women, even if it is the
05:00:09
Brian Atlascase that it makes them both stronger, I think a lot of people I think the the healing that I don't know if people always fully
05:00:20
Brian Atlasovercome. You can you can absolutely overcome trauma. No, you're right. >> But I do think there are some lingering things whether consciously or subconsciously uh and it can manifest itself in ways
05:00:31
Brian Atlasyou might not even know past traumas especially in relationships. Especially in relationships. So >> you can work on trauma but it'll never >> Yeah, you can work on it. You can work on it. You can look there's a lot of
05:00:42
Brian Atlasthings in life you can overcome and get past and move move forward from. Yeah, >> but ultimately if I I mean if you were to just Okay, Brian, would you prefer a woman who's had zero trauma or a woman
05:00:54
Aya Jarushiwho's had like a medium level of trauma or a lot of trauma? I think I'm going to pick the woman who's had no trauma. >> And then a lot of men say if she's bratty
05:01:06
Aya Jarushisave I want a girl I can save and take out of the business and protect and change. >> That's what I hear from some male friends. It's funny because actually
05:01:17
Victoriait's the same thing with like uh the other thing we talked about earlier. The more and more a guy works the higher he climbs and you know the more business he has the less he wants that type of girl. You'll notice that you know a lot of
05:01:29
Victorialike teenage boys men don't have anything going for themselves. They want that type of girl that they can save. Whereas like a businessman he wants a girl that he doesn't have to worry about that he can just be like okay I'm going to be here and she's going to be there
05:01:41
Victoriaarm she'll be fine. Yeah. you know, like it's it's like the trophy wife, you know, it seems good in front of people. You don't have to worry about, >> you know, having to save her and she's got these problems. No, >> but yeah, that's also another thing I
05:01:54
Heavennoticed. >> Yeah, true. >> Okay. Um, did you have more on that or? >> Um, no. I just think that when times get rough though and you're able to look at your woman and ask her an opinion or ask her to be strong for a second, then I
05:02:07
Heaventhink that's cool that you can, you know, tell a woman to, hey, hey babe, be strong for me right now. I need you to be strong for me. As for as a woman that has, mind you, never been through anything in her life can will break. She'll break this. But me, I won't break.
05:02:20
Nene (Destiny)>> Yeah, that's a good perspective. >> Beautiful quality. That is a good perspective. >> You kind of have to be as strong as everyone. >> I'm not saying as strong, but if you're going through an a really harsh time actually about that >> and you you know what I mean? Your woman can, you know, hey babe, I need you to
05:02:33
Brian Atlasbe strong for me right now. I just need you to be strong for me. I will be strong for you. like I can be >> I think it can emotally I think that can
05:02:40
Brian Atlasbe the case but I also think when people >> uh have dealt with a lot in their life it can also go the opposite way.
05:02:51
Brian Atlas>> So I think you can also have a situation where if you're dealing with a lot a small thing will set you off. So like not stoic >> huh >> that's honest no offense but that's like
05:03:04
Heavenwhen you've gone through trauma you've became weaker over time which is statistically the normaly but >> for me personally I feel like I became more stoic over time. >> Yeah personally >> it can so I think it can go either way like there there are some people where
05:03:15
Brian Atlasthey've seen so much [ __ ] been through so much [ __ ] where it's like stuff that might send somebody off in a spiral for them it's nothing >> [ __ ] nothing
05:03:26
Brian Atlas>> 100%. But there I think there's this other thing that can happen where like little small things >> 100% >> little breadcrumbs >> will be triggering events also. >> So I think it can kind of go both ways
05:03:39
Brian Atlasyou know. >> Um and you don't always know. >> Um okay. Uh you also wrote you couldn't be with anyone unless they were spending a ton of money on you in your past. >> In the past like I said I came a long way.
05:03:51
Heaven>> So you like were a sugar baby kind of like you had guys spending money. It wasn't even it wasn't guys. It was literally for me it was so weird. I don't know if it's a daddy issue, a mom issue. I have no idea.
05:04:02
Heaven>> Yeah. Like anybody who it was more so like I needed to mentally connect to you and I needed to feel stability because I never had that as a kid. I was going from shelter. I was in 13 different high schools like middle schools all that. So like
05:04:13
Heaven>> you know I was just I needed stable stability. So I just wanted to be with one person but if that one person wasn't stable then I was just not attracted to them. So they weren't giving me things. I I was kind of letting them feel like a father parent role. Like that was my
05:04:27
Brian Atlasproblem. >> You you also wrote modern dating has gotten really toxic. The whole only fan sigma culture plus how easy it is to access escorts now. It's completely changed people's intentions. A lot of
05:04:39
Brian Atlasgirls online are doing way more than they claim and it really does spill over into dating especially if you actually want a real relationship, want kids one day or want something normal. Can you elaborate? So, when you say escorts, um,
05:04:51
Heaven>> I've just found out a lot of things in this business and I just find it to be wrong. I find I find and like I said, I've been through things when I was younger and I've done things I'm not proud of. Um, as far as escorting goes, when I was a kid and like even 18 to 20,
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Heavenso I understand that. But what I will say is, um, yeah, I just I feel like a lot of these girls, like Only Fans, even just regular girls, they say that they're not doing the most, but they are. All of them are. Most of them are. Cuz I'm hearing things and I'm just
05:05:17
Heavenlike, dang, I got to get away from you. like I'm trying to go this way. I have to get rid of these friends. Like I can't. You know what I mean? So >> I'm just noticing that >> it's it's really norm not norm. It's normal nowadays. It's normal to be an
05:05:29
Heavenescort. It really just is. And that to me is sad cuz I feel like we should be >> trying to fix that and talk about it. And I feel like a lot of these girls need to wake up to that and just come talk about it. Come on these podcasts, talk about that type of stuff so we can get rid of it. Like it's not healthy.
05:05:42
HeavenIt's not right. And it shouldn't be normalized. It's weird actually. Well, I think we should be pushing people away from uh >> That's why I love Charlie Kirk. And I know he would hate me. He'd be like, "Uh, get away from me." He'd probably >> I don't think he won.
05:05:54
Heaven>> I was I was I got jumped at freaking Cal State Northridge. Yes. Right before I moved to Texas because I was defending Charlie Kirk. >> Wait, when was this? >> Cal State Northridge. This was >> This was This was when Trump got elected. >> 2020 or attendance were
05:06:08
Heaven>> 2020? Yeah. >> Yeah. It was right when Trump got elected. Yes. I got jumped by students. It was crazy. I was like, "Okay, then." Well, let me get out of here. Let me move. >> So, >> you got jump, right? >> I got jumped. I got fought. Like, they fought me. I felt like I was back in Crunch.
05:06:22
Heaven>> Where were you? Crunchaw. >> No, I felt I was back in Crunch. I was in the valley, but it's crazy. Like, whoa. I can't have an opinion about who jumped you. >> It was just a I don't want to say like it >> say it.
05:06:34
Heaven>> Dang. I don't want to have to say it. Okay. It was like It was three black girls and two Latina girls. And I was like, "All right." And and and then it was a bunch of white liberals around going, "Yeah, yeah, yeah. Beat her up." And they were just like sitting there like, "Yeah, beat her up."
05:06:46
Heaven>> I was like, "Oh gosh, >> I hate when it's Victoria." All I And all I said, mind you, all I said was all I said was I just I like his debates because we were in the debate team. I was on the debate team. >> Wait, was it the debate team?
05:06:59
Heaven>> No, no, no, no. >> Wait, where was this? Where were you? >> They I think they went to go talk about me. Like it was hearing and they seen my class on Instagram. >> Were they in your class or something? >> No, they weren't in my class. I didn't I did not know them. That's why I said I think that they were like they were
05:07:12
Heavenrandoms. >> I think that they were friends of friends and they seen my Instagram posts because I was posting about >> So it wasn't like you said something on campus. >> No, I was saying I was like in my classes I was saying like oh openly oh I'm having a good day. Like my professor
05:07:24
Heavenwas like hey is everyone okay today? I just want to check in. I was like I'm having a great day on on Trump's election day. This is a great day. What you what you [ __ ] >> And then everybody looked at me and was all like and my professor was like you're a shameful person. And I was
05:07:37
Heavenlike, I was >> your professor said that. >> Hold a neutral stance as a professor. >> Yeah. Well, academ academia's >> and then Charlie Kirk, too. Like I just told I told the debate team that I admired his debates and I thought I looked up to him as a debater. >> That's crazy.
05:07:51
Heaven>> And they were just Yeah. >> Wait, so you got jumped? >> I got jumped. >> And so like they beat >> And I left the school. >> They beat you. >> They beat me. But I lowkey held my own though. I did. >> Were you down? No, not at all. >> No. They were just pulling out my hair
05:08:04
Heavenand like they were they grabbed my boob and I was like, "Bro, get off me." Like I kicked them and one of them flew back cuz I have long legs and my legs hurt. >> Yeah, it was crazy. >> Yeah, you got to be Look, you if you're like more conservative, you got to be
05:08:17
Brian Atlascareful on college campuses. >> Not I mean >> I mean the violence that's crazy, but even just like you know with your grades and saying something in class, a lot of these professors, they're super liberal. So you got to a lot of people got to
05:08:30
Charlottekind of keep private >> opinion. It's sad that I have a respectful opinion. >> Why should you ever have to keep your opinion to yourself? >> It's always have the biggest issue. >> But think about it this way. These
05:08:43
Brian Atlaspeople, they're trying to they realize they're trying to get the college degree and they are spending x amount of money to do it. And sometimes you got to play
05:08:53
Brian Atlasthe game. They're playing the game and it's like you got to you got to obscure your political positions >> in this environment. How long do you have to do that for? >> I just look I I think it's [ __ ] that
05:09:07
Brian Atlaspeople have to do >> to a point. It literally gets to a point. >> But you have to understand the professors like have leverage and power. They're the ones who who are grading you. So it's like you got to kind of play the game a little bit. It's
05:09:18
Brian Atlasunfortunate that that's how it is and a lot of these professors don't have a bit more openness to diverging thoughts or viewpoints, but >> it's a Cal State though, so that makes sense. M >> you know I should have went somewhere
05:09:31
Heavenelse. >> No, it was out here. It was in uh the valley cuz I'm from LA originally. I just moved to Texas barely >> went to college here. >> Yeah. Well, not in Santa Barbara. >> Defund the valley. >> The education system. Um
05:09:43
Heaven>> I agree. It is a scam and that's another thing. That's why and I mean I did a debate about exactly what Charlie Kirk was talking about and I was so hated for that one too. But it's the truth coming from me. I'm from foster care. They immediately paid for my freaking foster they paid for my college all the way up
05:09:57
Victoriauntil >> Yeah. Yeah. All the way up until my last degree. But trust me, that collegem not much. >> Would you say like I don't know. I've never been to college. So you guys who have, would you say it's like a lot of
05:10:09
Heavenindoctrination and kind? >> For sure. For sure. And a lot of things that don't make sense to me. Like why are you teaching me about me being I can't call myself a woman. Now in the textbook, we're called cyst.
05:10:20
Heaven>> No, I'm not. I am not a woman. Excuse you. Like I don't No offense. Just a woman. Woman. Yeah. He docked my I remember my professor and she docked me points because I said that. I was like, "Okay, whatever.
05:10:32
Brian Atlas>> I'm not going to." No. >> I mean, also, I think when it comes to college, uh I we talked about this last show very briefly, and I'll just be brief on this. I think with AI, that's
05:10:42
Brian Atlasreally changing the changing a lot. Um, I was talking to somebody who's a professor at a university, a a very wellrespected university, and she said that every
05:10:54
Brian Atlassingle student she has, like the essays they're submitting, it's all AI. It's all done by AI. Uh, >> I heard about that. She has a lot of she
05:11:03
Brian Atlashas almost all like uh Chinese students >> and uh my understanding is like
05:11:12
Brian AtlasI think uh you know just there she'll talk to them in class and it's just she's like there's no way they're writing the these essays. >> They're crashing out like teachers or or
05:11:25
Brian Atlasprofessors whatever you want to call them they're crashing out over this. It's like a thing right now. They don't even people don't go to the the point >> to go to school was to actually learn something. >> But I feel like people aren't going
05:11:36
Brian Atlasthey're they're there just to get the good grade. They don't really care to engage with the material. >> And I mean look I even prior to AI had criticisms of university. I think
05:11:48
Brian Atlasessentially there's some disciplines where it's like eh you kind of got to go. It makes sense to go I guess. But a lot of it I think university is just to basically have um have someone else read
05:12:01
Heavento you. >> Yeah, it would be I feel like it would be better if our college system was redesigned and reprogrammed. It would make everything so much better like you know if they actually were teaching something or
05:12:12
Brian Atlas>> uh let's see in terms of finishing up your notes here. Heavenly Heavenly >> Heaven that's my real name but you can call me whatever. Okay. Um, you write, "Hey, be quiet back there, please."
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Brian Atlas>> Okay. >> My god. Um, uh, oh, the Okay. The escorting stuff, I guess. Um, oh, you're saying how like a
05:12:34
Brian Atlaslot of these girls like are doing [ __ ] on the down low, basically. >> All of them. >> And they're escorting and doing all this stuff. You know what's kind of scary as a man
05:12:45
Brian Atlassort of related to this is like I think sometimes even women who haven't done sex work but who've maybe like had a past or whatever >> I think they're they can be very good at concealing their true histories
05:12:57
Brian Atlas>> and they're going to adapt their behavior to fit what others expect >> kind of like a chameleon. >> So I think sometimes you get and as a guy you got to be kind of wary of that. But um you said you're in a funny
05:13:10
Brian Atlassituation. You're dating someone you originally saw as a trick. Uh >> oh. Um >> don't kill me. >> Don't kill me. >> So trick that's like a a client of a
05:13:22
Heavenprostitutes. >> Um prostitute is different from >> sugar baby or escorting to me. >> I agree. >> Okay. >> And the reason why is because prostitutes will stand on the street and
05:13:34
Heavenput their thumbs up and get in cars with $80 dates, $100 dates. >> Have you done strip? Have you stripped? >> Um, no. Actually, I went to a strip club once, tried it, and went home because I felt ashamed. Like, >> are the guys tricks who go to strip clubs?
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Heaven>> For sure. >> They're tricks. Absolutely. What's a trick? >> Um, >> I know what it is, but explain that to them. >> Yeah. So, a trick can be a man or a woman. It's just like somebody that you're, you know, you're just in it for the money. You just want to see how much
05:14:00
Heavenyou can get out of them. They're just a trick. It's literally the name trick. I'm tricking you >> before you trick me also because, you know, they can tricks can be tricky. I
05:14:09
Brian Atlassee. Okay. You um But you're So you're dating a guy who originally was a trick and you somehow ended up falling in love with him. >> Yeah. >> Um so was this a guy you were escorting with?
05:14:23
Heaven>> No. No. >> But so how was he a trick? I guess. >> So that's just the terminology I use only because I come from that background. I you know it's a word that I I just I remember from my childhood. >> Okay.
05:14:34
Heaven>> But no. So I've known him for years and years. Um, and we dated for a while, but he was in Virginia and I was out here. And the first thing he said to me basically was like, "Oh, do you want me to pay your what do you say?" He
05:14:46
Heavenbasically the first exchange of words was he was going to pay my car bill or my car insurance or something and my something. Yeah. Some Yeah. >> Boo. >> That was the first But that's when I was different. I was a little I was a menace.
05:14:59
Brian Atlas>> So, did he pay your car bill? >> He did. And I was like, boom, attraction. And then he Yeah. Where where's the You know, I'm like thinking, where's the women who are just Hey, Brian, let me pay your rent. Where's those women?
05:15:12
Brian Atlas>> They're there. You just got to be >> Victoria, give me your wallet. It's a [ __ ] stickup. Get your wallet. >> You got pasty George or whatever his name is.
05:15:20
Brian Atlas>> We have a I need to do Well, he's gone now, so I got to find a new uh new taking applications, you guys.
05:15:31
Brian Atlas>> He's He's a Canadian rock star. Um, wait. So, okay. I of the women who are sex workers, we're going to do a Uno reverse. I want all of you to go get your purses one by one and give me
05:15:43
Aya Jarushimoney. >> I don't carry cash. >> Yeah, for real. I'll take a peppermint. >> I'll take Bitcoin. Do you have any cash on you? >> Yeah. >> How many How much do you have on you right now? >> Uh, probably 200. >> Can I have it? >> Broko? >> Yeah. Do you want it?
05:15:57
Brian Atlas>> Yeah. Go get it. >> If I do have money, >> you can't I ain't a stripper. You got to hand it to me. >> Uh, go that way. Just watch out.
05:16:08
Brian Atlas>> If I was doing half the things some people are doing, I'm sure I'd be rich. >> I think she's actually going to do it. >> I think she might do it. You have to politely hand it to me. Um, will you Do you have any cash on you?
05:16:20
Brian Atlas>> No. No >> cash. You have any cash on you? >> Why are you asking me that? >> Cuz I'm going to ask for it. >> You said sex workers. >> Oh, well, um, non sex. I guess I'll shake down the nonsex workers, too.
05:16:33
Brian Atlas>> Do you have any No cash? >> I do perform a sex workers. >> Can I have it? >> No. >> I'm a starving >> I'm a broke college student. >> You got $2. >> I'm a broke uh >> $2. >> Do you have cash? >> Sounds like a personal problem. >> Do you have cash?
05:16:46
Brian Atlas>> I don't have cash on me. >> I take Venmo cash app. >> She got a Ferrari. She >> I do. >> Can I have >> Are you going to give us a product or a service?
05:16:58
Brian Atlas>> I'm desperate here. That's pasty. George is gone. Police. Do you have cash to the table? >> Huh? >> Screw into the table. >> Into the mic.
05:17:08
Victoria>> Yes, I do have cash. Are you serious? >> I am serious. I would like some cash.
05:17:16
Brian Atlas>> She's She's doing it. Wow. >> See, I respect you if you go. >> Wow. Oh my goodness. >> I would respect respect you if you >> Felicity, while we're on the topic, go get your wallet, Felicity. >> Whoa. Okay, hold on. This is a little
05:17:29
SPEAKER_08for money or something. >> Wait, just be careful behind you. >> Damn. Damn. Don't give that to him. You You sacrificed. >> Is this everything? >> Don't give that to him. >> Don't embarrass yourself. You You girl behind you? Watch out behind you, >> bro. He comes from a picket white fence.
05:17:42
Brian Atlas>> Did it bump back? >> Did the camera get bumped? >> Look at this guys. Should I count this [ __ ] >> No, you deserve it. You're the OG. This wasn't in like a g-string, was it? >> No, it was in just thrown all over the
05:17:54
Aya Jarushiperson. >> I hate that. Oh my god. It's just loose. >> Money. Like a hell of >> [ __ ] I was rushing to the show, so I quickly just >> dumped it in the bag and ran to the show.
05:18:06
Brian Atlas>> You don't look like you need more money. >> Don't worry about that. That's She means nothing to me. Victoria, >> huh? >> Don't worry about it. >> Huh? >> I charge interest. >> So, are you going to buy us
05:18:19
Brian Atlas>> here? Just >> 5% interest. She was holding on to it really tight. You just they you have more than 10. >> Are you going to buy us food with that? >> Huh? >> Huh? >> Are you guys hungry? Is that what's going on? Is everybody hungry? We could
05:18:32
Heavenprobably get some food. >> Yeah. >> Charlotte looks stoked on that. Yeah, we'll get we'll we'll get some food. We'll get some hiking. >> I'm having a fun time. But let's go for >> Yeah. How long does this go for? >> Curious. This is fun though. >> 10:30. >> It's 10:30.
05:18:46
Brian Atlas>> What time is it? >> My 10:30. >> Got up and gave me the >> joking. >> You thought I was joking. >> Yeah, we got to get the [ __ ] out of here. >> You thought I was joking. I thought you I was like, there's no way this guy's actually going to take it. >> Uh, well, I'm going to, Victoria, here's
05:18:58
Brian Atlaswhat I'm going to do. >> Use your $10 and buy food and you can have a little bit extra because I'm a nice guy like that. Into the mic, though. >> A little bit extra food. >> A little bit extra.
05:19:11
Brian AtlasYou know, I've always wanted as a novelty, just as a novelty, I don't know if this is stupid, like a girl who I'm dating, like my girlfriends or whatever,
05:19:20
Brian Atlasuh, she should like at least one time just give me $100 like before we have sex. >> Really? >> Just for fun. Just for fun, you know?
05:19:33
Brian Atlas>> I knew you had a fetish. >> Oh, that would be funny. >> It would be funny. I don't know if that would technically make me a prostitute, but probably not. But I think it's just like for fun. I don't know. That's
05:19:43
Brian Atlas>> like have fun with it. Throw a a >> Yo, chat, should I count? She gave me a one here, so I don't know. >> I I thought I had 20. >> Okay, I got a 10. Okay, you know what?
05:19:54
Aya JarushiIt's just a big wad of cash. I'm just >> shove it in your big labia matter pocket. >> Whoa. Okay, don't get too big. >> Don't get too excited. Wow. I feel um >> Can we do something fun?
05:20:06
Brian Atlas>> Are you bored, Felicity? Have you not? What the [ __ ] Good. I'm about to pass out. Oh my goodness. This is her back hurt.
05:20:18
Alexis>> We need to get up and walk around. This is too much. Who's even watching? >> I'm like sitting. >> Who's even watching a 7 hour podcast? She's not comfortable.
05:20:27
Aya Jarushi>> Are you trying to be on camera? >> Are you trying to be on camera? My bad. Victoria, you're too young and healthy
05:20:37
Nene (Destiny)to have back problems. I have back problems. Victoria, assume a >> you're in a better chair. >> I'm like, I'm a nail tech. I got back problems. Armrest water, bro. We got sink water.
05:20:50
Brian Atlas>> Scoot into the table. >> Scoot into the table. Victoria, we can't see you. >> When I was 19, I could sleep on the ground on [ __ ] on on >> what? Wait. on. I could >> I used to be able to
05:21:02
Nene (Destiny)>> I could sleep on the ground now. I would like die if I slept on the ground. >> My joints are like [ __ ] >> We're actually supposed to be on the ground. >> Exactly. I was about to say I think we're supposed to be like a medication. >> Japanese do that Japanese literally my
05:21:16
Brian Atlasskin. >> Okay. >> Oh, okay. >> What did we Oh, we have to do the Bumble segment. I need to finish up everybody's notes. Um >> I have a ton of notes, so just pick what you want or what's controversial.
05:21:28
Brian Atlas>> Oh my gosh. And some are just like, >> "Where did you get the cookies from?" >> I brought them. >> Wow. She didn't even >> Can you scoot your mic to the edge of the table? >> Yeah. >> All right. Oh my god. Felicity. It's so
05:21:41
Brian Atlasbor. Are you What? >> I'm cold. >> Cold. >> I'm here. I'm literally sweating because you complained, Felicity. >> I'm just really complaining right now. >> I need you to do 30 jumping jacks. Go. >> That is crazy.
05:21:53
Sky>> That's going to warm her up. >> Felicity, this is your punishment. Otherwise, you have to go get your cash. >> Yeah, you're being punished. Felicity. >> Wait, so you actually took the cash? >> Yeah.
05:22:03
Sky>> He took $10 from me. >> I'm a I'm a cold blooded hustler. >> You're wearing your big That's crazy. >> You're a pimp. >> That's You're an OG pimp.
05:22:15
Nene (Destiny)>> If you're feeling like a pimp now, go and brush your shoulders off. >> I keep a tip. >> That's funny. I did not expect you to know that. >> Like a boyfriend pimp. He's cultured, y'all. Yo. H to the iso. >> Hey.
05:22:27
Brian Atlas>> V to the >> iso. Whatever. Yeah. >> Miy. Okay. Um. >> Chapstick. Chapstick. >> What was I talking about? I forgot. Oh, Felicity. No, you need to do jumping jacks.
05:22:39
Felicity>> I am not. >> Why are you getting [ __ ] Don't put that [ __ ] on. Are you drunk, Felicity? Put that [ __ ] back. >> I'm just so bored right now. I want to have things.
05:22:48
Brian Atlas>> Felicity, this Felicity, this show, this isn't about you, Felicity. Sit down in your comfortable chair. >> That's not comfortable. Can I just stand? >> I'm about to give you a [ __ ] red
05:23:00
Brian Atlascard, Felicity. Felicity, do some jumping jacks. Do do some jumping jacks. >> Can you not I'm not a girl. Can you not? >> What?
05:23:10
Brian Atlas>> Well, maybe you should have thought of that before you got cold. >> I'll just >> Maybe you should have planned for that, Felicity. Maybe you should have known I was going to make you do jumping jacks on the Whatever podcast. >> Sorry.
05:23:26
Brian AtlasI'm giving you another yellow card, Felicity. >> Well, you have the right card. >> You know what, Felicity? I'm gonna You Felicity needs some sort of punishment. Um, here, Felicity, here's what you're going to do.
05:23:38
Brian Atlas>> Face the corner and think about what you've done. Face the corner. >> Stand there for Can you Can the Can you guys see? >> Sit in a tray of rice. >> All right. Stay there for five minutes and think about what you've done. >> I knew it.
05:23:51
Brian Atlas>> Unbelievable. She almost put the fedora on my head that was on somebody else's head last week. >> All right. Let me uh >> Okay. All right. There she is. >> I recently just came from a broken. >> I'm going to put Victoria in the corner
05:24:04
Brian Atlasnext. >> I'm You tried to be a >> You You were going to give me the tent and then you wanted it back. You're an Indian giver. >> Give me an Indian. >> No. Sidebar.
05:24:16
Brian Atlas>> Hey, you're in punishment. >> Yes. Get in the corner, Felicia. I'll handle this one. >> Shut the [ __ ] up. Shut up. >> Okay, guys, let's get back to the let's
05:24:26
Heavenget back to the the stuff. Okay. Um, >> when is appropriate to leave, though, respectively? Just cuz I just my like just I just got off of a broken leg. So, >> Oh, do you need to like take a break
05:24:37
Heaven>> soon? Just cuz like it's my foot. If you look at my foot, it's fat. Do you see my foot underneath? >> Your foot is fat. >> It's huge. Like compared to my left foot. >> Do you have gout? Dude, I literally just broke and fractured my ankle cuz I fell
05:24:49
Brian Atlasoff of an attic. Like, you're probably >> on you because I'll give you a break for some cash. >> No, I told you I'm I'm retiring. >> I charge. I'm a I'm I'm pricey. >> Oh my gosh.
05:25:00
Brian Atlas>> Hey, relax, Victoria. You You brokey gave me a 10, bro. >> She Victoria's just cheating me like a cheap little hoe. She gave me 10 bucks. Oh, you ain't getting it back. Put your
05:25:12
SPEAKER_08>> What about you? You gambled $30,000. Literally. Thank you. >> Yeah, Charlotte, >> I don't have cash. >> Do you have >> I didn't even bring a bag. >> Like a whole ass bitcoin. >> I do. You have a Ferrari >> transfer. Do you have What do you have? Bitcoin or Ethereum?
05:25:25
Brian Atlas>> XRP. >> XRP. Oh the [ __ ] I don't even have that. Um >> didn't Never mind. Uh okay, guys. Let's get Let's get to the show. Okay.
05:25:37
Brian Atlas>> We haven't got to the show. >> Uh we haven't Let's go. Oh, to for heaven. Is that your government name? >> That's my government name. It is not a stripper name.
05:25:48
Heaven>> I'm going to You should name your You should name a kid hell. >> Why? >> Heaven and hell. >> Duh. >> No. >> Or Helen. How about How about Naa? Cuz it's
05:26:01
Charlotte>> about What about Hellfire? That's a badass [ __ ] name. >> I don't want anything. >> Would you like your name was Hellfire? >> It's kind of bad. >> It's kind of [ __ ] bad. >> I asked that and then when I was listening to I was like, "Wait, that's kind of tough." Not for me, but like maybe for you.
05:26:15
Brian Atlas>> Sorry, dude. >> Hellfire. >> She's cross. >> It's pretty good. >> Are you sure? >> Yeah, >> I think so. >> I'm gonna insist the if I have a daughter though, she's going to be junior. She's going to be a junior. So,
05:26:28
Brian Atlaslike whatever my uh girlfriend or whatever. >> Usually a guy. >> I know you can't really do it with women, but I'm a maverick. >> Yeah. You're going to be like like special. >> Yeah. So, like if I had a kid with
05:26:39
Brian AtlasVictoria, it it would be Victoria Junior. >> Okay. Well, >> like if I got her pregnant and then she didn't abort the kid, which she wouldn't because she doesn't believe in that. So, she keeps the kid. >> What?
05:26:53
Brian Atlas>> We're going to name our daughter, Me and Victoria are going to name our daughter uh Victoria Jr. >> Okay. >> Because it's the second Victoria. >> Yeah. I I know what Junior >> like. And if it was Charlotte, it'd be
05:27:04
CharlotteCharlotte Jr. >> My dad is Richard Jr. His dad was Richard and I think his dad was also My dad's Mario Jr. >> Dick. >> He hates when people call him Dick though. >> Yeah, I feel that.
05:27:16
Brian Atlas>> That's a no-go. Can't do that. >> Yeah, I know somebody named Was it Richard? >> Richard. >> Richard. >> Richie. >> Richard. >> Richie. Rich. >> Same. >> What do you guys think about the name Bruce? >> Bruce Wayne. Yes. >> Bruce.
05:27:30
Charlotte>> Yes. >> Oh my. I think it's cute >> cuz I think about Bruce Wayne. >> Yeah. I don't think about that. But >> I think about Bruce Wayne, >> Bruce Lee, >> Bruce Buffer. >> Who else?
05:27:45
Charlotte>> What? What? I feel like I have an ADD panel. ADHD panel tonight. >> Dude, my back is actually killing. >> Do we We could give you something. >> So young,
05:27:55
Charlotte>> huh? I'm on I'm on Accutane, so my joints are like terrible. >> Oh, >> yeah. Like really bad. How long you've been on Accutane? >> Literally two and a half weeks. >> Are you look maxing? >> Huh?
05:28:09
Victoria>> Are you looks smacking? >> Dude, I hate that. >> I hate look maxing. >> I got to put you on. I gave it to her as well. There's like a Sika Lane edge face mask. It's going to help a lot. >> You see this thing? This is called a microphone.
05:28:23
Charlotte[Music] >> My skin is just like gets weird and I'm just like I don't want to deal with having bad skin ever again. So, I was like, I'll just do Accutane even though it sucks. Let me put you on. She It helped her as well. So, it's
05:28:35
Brian Atlasit's like it's Sika. It's the Lineage one. It comes in a >> Oh my god. Who the hell cares? You would know the best. >> Victoria, talk to her after the show. You can give her your recommendations.
05:28:47
Brian AtlasUm, okay. Finishing off heavenly heavenly heavenly her notes. Uh, you said that you when when you were in the dating world, the amount of athletes that tried to talk to
05:29:00
Brian Atlasyou was insane. >> I forgot I said that. Dark. >> You did. Hey, be quiet, guys. Come on. Come on. Let her talk. >> Um, yeah. >> So, what are we talking? NBA. >> Um, NBA. >> NFL. >> NFL. >> NHL. >> Yeah. All of it.
05:29:12
Brian Atlas>> What's the baseball one? Who even cares about that, right? >> MLB. Yeah, that's >> Oh my god, I love baseball. >> I can't even think of a baseball player. >> I can't. >> Benny the Jet. Who?
05:29:24
Brian Atlas>> Benny Rodriguez >> from Sandlot. >> Who the [ __ ] is that guy? >> What? Do you not know the Sandlot? >> Crazy. >> I don't know. >> Victoria is going to shake me down for
05:29:36
Victoriathat $10 bill after the show. By the way, you Hey, you got up to give it to me. >> It's going to be with interest. So, it's going to be interest. What the [ __ ] That's not how that works. >> I didn't agree to this. Talk to my
05:29:47
Heavenlawyer, Victoria. Um, >> so who can you say who? >> No, >> but like NFL like linemen.
05:29:57
Heaven>> Yes, linemen, running backs, all that. >> I I won't say who cuz I don't want to be disrespectful to number one, my partner and like them, their privacy.
05:30:09
Brian Atlas>> Uh, and then but you said the things they asked for would be crazy. Like what? >> They're just insane. They just obviously they're just, you know, >> they want to fly you out or
05:30:20
Heaven>> they man this okay this one person they this one person I remember they asked me they're like hey can I fly you out and pay you this amount of money and can you just sit on my face but not sexually just smother me and choke me and I was like
05:30:32
Heaven>> what the [ __ ] >> I was just like um and you I was like what the heck? It was just weird cuz I I looked at they were so tall and it was a freaking basketball player. I'm like, "How are you this big big dude and
05:30:44
Heavenyou're asking me to freaking deasculate you and choke you?" And that's strange for me. That was weird. I'm not doing that to anybody. That's weird. >> Weird. >> So, I'm good. >> So, the athletes are freaky is what you're saying. >> Pretty much weird [ __ ]
05:30:56
Heaven>> Pretty much. And then this other this NFL one I remember like I actually was dating him for a while and he was like trying to marry me like so that was interesting cuz coming from my background, you know, why would you want to marry me, right? Blah, whatever. But
05:31:08
Brian Atlashe wanted to marry me. He was Muslim. He said if I converted he I'd marry or he'd marry me, but nah. >> Nah. Uh, okay. We did Heaven, we did Destiny,
05:31:18
Brian Atlas>> we Alexis, >> we did all your notes. Michelle. Michelle, >> uh, you said you dated a lot when you were younger, but it's all pretty bland.
05:31:31
Brian Atlas>> You were the problem most of the time and ruined many great relationship opportunities. >> Yeah. >> Okay. And when you say you dated a lot, what do you mean by you dated a lot? >> I would just go on dates. I was on
05:31:42
MichelleBumble and I was on Tinder, uh, Coffee Meets Bagel, like all the dating apps, and I would just go on dates and I would drink too much and kind of just ruin the dates. Like, I would just act really
05:31:56
Michellestupid. >> Wait, you would ruin the dates? >> Yeah. >> How? >> By drinking too much. I just don't know when to stop and I just keep drinking because I feel like I'm having fun and I'm being outgoing
05:32:08
Brian Atlas>> and I kind of just ruin everything. >> Never get a second date. >> Uh date a lot. Okay. Um and you said they were Bumble dates. >> Bumble. Different dating apps. Yeah. >> Um Okay.
05:32:21
MichelleWhen you were young though, I mean Bumble is kind of like the past 10 years or so. >> Well, there's been Coffee Meets Bagel. I don't know if you've heard of that. Yeah. Were Were you on Match >> or what is it? >> I think I was on Match.com.
05:32:33
Michelle>> Plenty of fish. >> And what was the uh >> Yeah, like all of them. >> Um >> there was another one too. Okay, Cupid. Yes, >> that was that was a big one back in the
05:32:45
Michelleday. >> That one definitely.
05:32:50
Brian Atlas>> Have you tried Victoria? You should. >> Also, you should try Christian. >> Christian Mingle. >> Dating somebody. Oh, when you're single. No. Victoria, can we get Victoria a Snickers bar or something? She's
05:33:03
Michelle>> I think there's even Facebook dating something. >> They have a dating thing now. Yes, they do. I haven't tried >> Facebook. They have like that dating scene. Yeah. And it's really popular
05:33:14
Brian Atlasactually. I heard. But >> but honestly, I was very toxic. And >> you Yeah. Right. You You do say you had a drinking problem to the point you would ruin most of your first dates. But like, so when you're drunk, how do you act?
05:33:26
Brian Atlas>> Stupid. Like I'm loud and I just get Yeah. I'm loud. I'm like dancing all over the place. >> Some chicks, some women just get horny, >> but you're loud. Yeah.
05:33:38
Michelle>> Loud. Yeah. Just It's just It's too much. And now that I think of it and it's like, "Wow, I really was really immature." >> Just getting drunk. >> I don't even think >> I mean, would the guy still [ __ ] though?
05:33:50
Michelle>> I didn't go home. I mean, I have gone home with a guy like on a first date in the past, but >> I didn't typ typically didn't do that. It would just I would ruin it right
05:34:01
Michelleaway. So, like they didn't want to go home with me. My drunk men >> like it I mean I've been kicked out of bars. I mean, it's so embarrassing. Yeah. And I know that now like thinking and I'm just I'd rather just, you know,
05:34:14
Michellenot date and focus on >> or just don't drink. >> Yeah. And that too. And I did actually cut back once I realized that I was over drinking. It's just for me and I feel like it's a family. It runs in the
05:34:25
Michellefamily. We don't know when to stop. It's like, "Oh, we're feeling good and we're just going to keep taking shots and keep drinking more drinks." And someone tries to cut me off and I get like psychotic like >> I don't want to get cut off. I want
05:34:38
Brian Atlasanother drink. Another drink. I want >> aggressive drunk. >> I'm just loud and annoying. >> Oh boy. That's a terrible combo. >> I know. And I know this. >> And then you said after you're realizing
05:34:50
Michelleyou're the problem, you chilled out with drink. When's the last time you drank? >> Well, I actually uh my birthday was um in November. November 5th. Um and I had a couple drinks, but I didn't get like drunk. I've been drinking like more like
05:35:03
Brian AtlasYeah. >> Remember remember the 5th of November. >> And powder trees and then plot blah blah. Okay. Uh nobody knows what I'm talking about. Um you have a teenage son. His dad was in the picture for a little when he was a baby, but ended up
05:35:15
Brian Atlasleaving for a long time. You're upset about it. Since you honestly never even wanted kids. Yeah, we talked about that. Being a young single mom was terrible, but now you just want to apologize to him because you were a shitty ass person when we were together. Oh, the guy who you had a kid with.
05:35:29
Brian Atlas>> Yeah. >> He's married now. And to be honest, I truly hope he is happy, healthy, and doing well. >> Yeah. >> Also, you have a Featfinder account. >> Yeah. Like you post feet pics.
05:35:42
Brian Atlas>> Feet pics. Yeah. >> Do you get paid for that? >> I I might have like one or two subscribers. >> Has your 19-year-old son found your feet finder? >> He might have seen it. He's on I mean he follows me on Instagram. And
05:35:54
Alexis>> does he know you have a feet finder? >> Maybe. I don't think he would care. >> It's literally his feet. >> It'd be different. >> If the guys are jerking it to the feet, that's a problem. I think it'd be worse in my scenario with my son you like
05:36:07
Michellegrowing up and I've like been early in the game like all out everything. >> I don't like he's seen her feet. >> I don't get it either. But if it's going to make a couple extra bucks and I'm
05:36:20
Brian Atlas>> surprising coming from you. >> Why would that be surprising? You think >> cuz I have a labia fetish. You think I have a foot fetish? >> It's the cut off is the feet for you. >> The cut off is the feet.
05:36:29
SPEAKER_08>> You'll have like big meaty labia in your face but not feet. Eating is crazy, bro. >> Rose beef is crazy. >> Rose beef is crazy. >> First off, first off, Felicity, >> mic drop.
05:36:41
Brian Atlas>> Disavow. >> Disavow. >> Um, we all lab a big labia matter. Felicity, get out of here with that nonsense. >> Why do you like big labia?
05:36:54
Brian Atlas>> Oh boy. Um, >> you like ran through. >> What the [ __ ] Hey, first off, first off, >> I'm dead. >> First off, a woman can be a virgin and
05:37:05
Brian Atlashave like Guinness World Record book labia. Okay, she could be a virgin, never had sex ever, and have giant labia. >> What the [ __ ] is labia? >> You don't know about the roast. It's not
05:37:17
Felicitythe lips. It's the inner part. Like >> innie versus Audi. >> Yeah. >> In Audi labia. It's like the tissue surrounding like the clitoris, like the vulva, like all >> it's big, but it doesn't mean she's ran
05:37:29
Brian Atlasthrough. It's just anatomy. >> Yeah, Felicity knows what she's talking about. >> Okay. >> I do. Ever since meeting you, that's all I talk about. >> It's all I talk about. Okay. >> Yeah.
05:37:39
Brian Atlas>> So, you like what? >> Large Leia. So, I I prefer Audi's. >> Is there like a reason for that? >> Uh, yeah. There's a couple reasons. >> Say it. So anyways,
05:37:51
Charlotte>> I don't want to >> You don't want to know. She doesn't want to know. >> Wait, actually now I now you now you have to share with the class. Explain yourself, sir. >> Yeah. I mean, so essentially, look, um
05:38:04
Brian AtlasHey, Nick, relax. >> Yeah, we hate this. >> They don't They don't like it, I guess. Um I mean, there's there's two things, I think. Visually, uh like it it looks better. >> It's a butterfly >> and then it it like physically feels
05:38:18
Brian Atlasbetter. Mhm. Uh >> I think you might be on your own with that one.
05:38:28
Brian Atlas>> Like visually I don't know. Okay. I It's like I guess there's nothing wrong with innies to be I want to make that clear. Innies are fine. Innies are great. Whatever. But but
05:38:41
Brian Atlas>> but I think it depends the ver the degree of any like it >> when you're having do you want me to I can be detailed. I can be a little detailed. >> Yeah, we're detailed. >> All right, [ __ ] it. Whatever. >> Oh my god.
05:38:53
Brian Atlas>> He doesn't like >> Okay, Victoria. Okay, Victoria. Um, look, I I'll date a woman with an innie, but I'm just saying women have preferences when it comes to genitalia. Maybe you got you prefer a guy who's cut
05:39:05
Brian Atlasor well, yeah, you prefer typically women prefer men who are cut. You prefer a guy who's got a big penis, whatever. Um
05:39:14
Brian Atlasor a c a preferable size, whatever that is. Uh I would say there's like I don't want to dunk I don't want to like do a dunk on like innies though. So I'll just
05:39:23
Felicitysay a a woman who has an Audi it there's more [ __ ] There's more [ __ ] and it grips like it.
05:39:35
Felicity>> Well, you know what? I feel like Audi's get hate. Like girls with big coochie lips get hate. >> They do. And that I feel like I'm an outlier. You know, I'm a I'm a
05:39:46
Brian Atlas>> activist. And why do they typically get hate? >> Cuz guys say it's ugly. >> The guys will say it's like visually or aesthetically displeasing, which I disagree with. I think >> it's like do you want to [ __ ] a [ __ ] or you want to [ __ ] a sandwich? Oh,
05:40:00
Brian Atlas>> the sandwich. >> You want to [ __ ] a sandwich? >> Well, that's that's what you were going to say. It looks like it looks like >> Well, I'm asking you. >> Meat. >> Yeah. Beef. >> Well, it's like But the thing is, okay, but if like let's say the girl has it
05:40:11
Brian Atlaslike just a perfect non-existent labia and it's just a slit, >> your penis is just disappearing into >> I feel like I would think I'm like
05:40:24
Felicityhaving sex with a little kid. >> What the If Wait, what? Cuz it like that's cuz they don't >> Wait, what the [ __ ] Felicity? >> Because that's what like
05:40:34
Felicity>> they when a matured vagina is usually like has some meat, you know? >> No. >> Like when people get the laboplasty, it looks weird. >> Wait, what about the Hold on, Felicity. That was a crazy [ __ ]
05:40:47
Brian Atlas>> Sorry. I didn't mean it like that. >> Wait, but hold on. I mean, I guess it's the case like as a woman matures that can develop. >> Yeah. >> But women can be like in their 20s and 30s and have like a like like just a
05:41:01
Brian Atlasslit in. >> It's just Why do I know so much about this now? >> I don't know. You're That was weird though. >> Why are you imagining like Whoa, that's crazy. Can we Can we check her computer
05:41:13
Brian Atlasor laptop or something? This is crazy. We got to I think we got to we're going to have to have a talk after weird. I just I just told you I didn't mean it like that. So, chill out. >> Not to be like that, you guys. But I'm going to go cuz my leg is just hurting.
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HeavenI'm sorry, but I really appreciate all. >> Do you want to like just you you >> I need to like go lay down. Like if you look at my my whole thing is like fraction. I just I just I have a cast at home, too. >> Do you want to try this? Do you want to lay on the couch for a bit? >> No, I just feel And I also have to still
05:41:40
Brian Atlasdrive to LA. So, >> hey, we got more of the show. >> Okay, my bad. I'm >> No, but but no, seriously. Go lay on the couch. >> I wasn't even going to I just didn't want to flate. I don't >> Go lay on the couch for a bit. Take a little Take a little >> No, I'm scared you're going to take a
05:41:52
Heavenpicture of me. I'm good. >> Why? I'm just kidding. >> Why the [ __ ] would I take a picture of AI in my foot? >> Laying on the couch. >> And look, I'm No offense. Like, I'm not I'm not really into the thick, you know? >> No, I didn't mean it like that. Like, you're going to take a picture of my
05:42:04
Brian Atlasankle and make fun of me. That's >> I'm going to take a picture of your what? >> I'm just kidding. The [ __ ] >> I'm literally playing with you. >> No, but yeah. >> Just go look. If your legs or whatever are hurting, go lay on the couch for a bit. I >> I'll stay for another 10 minutes. Then I
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Heavengot to go. I'm sorry. >> No, we need you here till the end. Heavenly. >> I'm sorry. I'm sorry. >> This isn't very heavenly of you. >> I know, but I also Man, I have to return a car. Like, I have a lot. Look, I have secrets going on right now. Like, I have to There's reasons for this [ __ ] >> What is going on tonight? Oh my god.
05:42:32
Brian AtlasYeah, guys. Guys, >> there's reasons for this [ __ ] >> Six almost 6 hours is a really long run. I don't even know who's watching. But this is amazing. >> This is [ __ ] rookie time. >> If my leg wasn't like this, I swear I would have stayed. Like, >> what's wrong with your leg? Show us your
05:42:44
Heavenleg. >> Okay. I fell through an attic three stories like two months ago, >> bro. >> No. No. Look at my Look at my foot. Like, you guys. >> Oh my god. Yeah. And it's getting purple and swollen. Like, it's
05:42:57
Brian Atlas>> I just I'm sorry, y'all. >> You know what? That would be really good content though if you like got like gang green or some [ __ ] on the podcast. >> Gang what? >> Gang green. >> Gang green. >> It's literally almost green. >> Show us your gout. >> My what?
05:43:10
Brian Atlas>> Your gout. >> What? What's that? >> What? >> Your gout. It's when I don't know your legs all [ __ ] up or your foot. >> No, it is like >> damn these girls hungry tonight. Get these girls some pizza.
05:43:21
Brian Atlas>> Oh my god. >> Get Victoria some aderall. Get Charlotte some [ __ ] Get Charlotte burrito. >> You know what I'm saying? Like >> get get the
05:43:34
Brian AtlasYou know, we should maybe cook. We should do some like gordas or something. >> Oh yeah, I'm a cater. >> We should do We should maybe >> We should do like a cooking podcast. I'd be down for that. A mukbang. We got a mukbang. >> All right, >> mukbang.
05:43:46
Brian Atlas>> Guys, let's get into the good stuff now. We got to get into the good stuff. We got the questionnaire. We have her notes. And that's all we have to do. >> The good stuff. >> The good stuff. >> Okay. >> The good [ __ ]
05:43:58
Brian Atlas>> The good [ __ ] Not the >> Here's a syringe. Okay. Sorry. What the [ __ ] Okay. Good talk.
05:44:07
Brian AtlasOkay. Felicity, do you recall how far you got into the question stuff? F Dog. >> Um, I just had one more. >> Did you do the the the >> already
05:44:21
Brian Atlas>> name three states? >> Not states, but >> here. I'm going to get up and Felicity blast. >> I already I already did all of them. I know that I only have one more. >> Wait, what? No, you didn't do the new
05:44:32
Brian Atlasones. No, no. There's there's some up here that I added a [ __ ] ton, but we'll do it. We'll do it in a sec. I'll finish up. I feel like we've just been bantering for the past hour, not even having any >> over the past five
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Alexis>> substantive. Hey, that's not true. >> There's been more energy. >> Yeah. No, we have >> conversations. My energy levels are just dropping drastically. >> Get these girls some energy drinks.
05:44:56
Brian Atlas>> No, it's not even the energy. It's just sitting in this chair like hunched over. Okay. You okay? Do you want a applesauce, Victoria? >> Yes.
05:45:07
Brian Atlas>> Can Nick, can you get my my dear friend Victoria some applesauce, please? >> Thank you, Brian. >> You're welcome. Appreciate it. >> You're welcome. I'm You know, I'm a nice guy like that. I'm I'm looking out. Get
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Alexisher some applesauce and some aderall or something. >> That would do, >> honestly. Yeah, that I should have done that. All right, we're gonna blast
05:45:30
Brian Atlasthrough uh men. Should we do the men should pay stuff? >> Throw it. >> What? >> Applesauce. >> Give her some applesauce. >> She's She's
05:45:42
Brian Atlas>> Thank you. >> Oh, >> I think you >> you have to do it. >> Thank you. >> She caught a feel while she's getting
05:45:51
Brian Atlasthe spoon that fell behind my back. Um, actually, let's just let's just sit here and >> breathe.
05:46:03
Brian Atlas>> Just let her This is This is uh Victoria's podcast now. >> Oh. >> Oh, no. >> ASMR. Let's not Let's not do ASMR. ASMR.
05:46:14
Brian Atlas>> ASMR. ASMR. Um, okay. We're going to do the questionnaire. Some things from the questionnaire. Uh, women can't be sexist towards men. I uh you agree any I don't
05:46:26
Brian Atlasknow if there's Oh. Oh [ __ ] Okay. Um why is that? I uh >> Wait, can you dumbify it a little bit for me? Just dumbify it a little bit.
05:46:38
Brian AtlasWomen can't be sexist towards men. >> Women can't be sexist towards men. You agree with that statement? >> Like give me an example. >> Do you know what sexism is? >> I don't think I have it on my mind right now. Just like
05:46:52
Aya Jarushi>> do you know what racism is? >> Yeah. >> Like when a when a >> so >> person hates a other person who's >> No, they shouldn't be cuz men provide a
05:47:04
Brian Atlaslot and do a lot for women. >> Oh boy. Okay. Um >> they should value >> women. So sexism would be like uh
05:47:12
Brian Atlasprejudice or hate uh towards >> women shouldn't be sexist towards men. No. But you said they Okay, never mind.
05:47:22
Brian AtlasUm, I'm skipping that one. Uh, we're going to do Who's Alexis? >> Really? Huh? >> Say the rest of that. >> Oh, what? >> Oh, I thought >> Oh, I thought you said who's Alexis. >> I thought you were going to say really. >> No,
05:47:35
SPEAKER_08>> you know how like >> No, you said who's Alexis and I said really >> is not No, >> really. >> Really? >> Okay, never mind. I guess you're Latina.
05:47:46
SPEAKER_08Are you allowed? Are Latinos >> allowed to say that word? >> Oh, I know. Exact. Really? >> Like, can Mexicans say the N word? >> Crazy. >> Don't say it. But can they say it? >> Um,
05:47:58
Brian Atlas>> are Mexicans allowed to say that word? >> No, they're not. >> No, I wouldn't say that. >> I thought they sometimes. >> They do though. >> They can say it. >> Y'all definitely do. >> Do Mexicans have the past? >> That's true. >> If they grew up around black people like
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Nene (Destiny)how I did. >> Yeah, it's the area where you grew up. And I've definitely had that pass. You said you grew up in Compton. >> No, I grew up in all different types of LA. >> Sorry. I grew up in all different parts of LA. >> Can white women say the N-word? >> No. >> No.
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SPEAKER_08>> During sex with a black guy? >> That's a strange fetish. >> Crazy. >> That's crazy work. That's crazy work. >> I'm just saying I get the impression that some black guys might be okay with their goes to crazy places.
05:48:37
Brian Atlas>> Most black guys don't really care. >> Hey, into the mic. And why did you give her a fork neck? That's what I saw. >> There's no spoons. No spoons. Nick, >> you don't even have silverware.
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Victoria>> Okay. >> Yeah. Most black guys don't really care. It's only the It's actually It's always the white liberal an N word during the during sex. >> No, not during. >> Oh, just
05:49:03
Brian Atlas>> Victoria. >> Not during. >> No. No. >> You just in the street. cancelled. >> You just walked up to a like a 14-year-old black boy and called him the n-word. >> Holy [ __ ]
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Victoria>> No, I will say I will say I will say when um I don't know if yall remember, but like way before 2020, >> it was not that big of a deal to say it. >> No, it wasn't. >> It was not that big of a deal to say.
05:49:26
Brian Atlas>> It's true that white liberals care way more than anyone else. >> Wait, hold on. >> Before 2020, >> you guys got to stop. >> Thank you, Nick. Yes, Nick. Assert your
05:49:39
Brian Atlasauthority. >> Wait, what did you say before 2020? It was okay to say yes. >> Yeah, nobody gave a [ __ ] >> I'm sorry. It wasn't that serious. >> I'm sorry. I've been alive for a minute.
05:49:49
Brian AtlasI don't think it is ever okay for if you're not black. Maybe some Mexicans get the >> I feel like it's where you're raised, where you're from. >> White people and Asian people, you can't say the N word.
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Sky>> I know that I did. >> Wait, you said the N word? I I was shocked. >> I'm not proud. I mean, well, but no, like in Palmdale, that was the norm. Like, what? Like, you would say it like to your bros.
05:50:13
Sky>> You said it. >> Is your hair What's your hair color? Red. >> It's blonde. I'm fully blonde, greeneyed, white girl. Like, she never dyed her hair. That's >> dropped the hard R.
05:50:23
Sky>> No, not the hard. Not the hard R. >> In Palmdale, white girls were just cactus. >> And you wouldn't be saying it to black people. It would be like to >> No, it would be to other like black people.
05:50:37
Sky>> That's insane. >> I've never said the middle school. >> Was it not like a normal occurrence? >> Yeah. See, Palmdale High School. >> I swear I don't say it. >> I've never said you would agree with me
05:50:49
Skythat that was a normal thing going on in Palmdale like high school. >> I think it was always a bad look to say the >> I just didn't Now people made it a big deal and it's really I mean it's about
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Victoriathe context. I'm not I'm not saying you should go spam it, but like I'm just saying like nine times out of 10 when people say it, it's like for bro or something like that. >> They're not they don't they're not actually being racist. There's a difference. There's it's totally
05:51:14
Brian Atlasdifferent. >> There's like Mexican rappers saying that >> is it problematic. Say a white guy is dating a black girl, right? Dating a black girl and she says, "I want you to colonize this
05:51:27
Brian Atlaspussy." >> Oh, that's crazy. is that we're a Native American, right? If a Native American is with dating a white guy, is it wrong that she would want him to She's like,
05:51:40
Nene (Destiny)"Colonize this pussy." >> We're talking about a fetish now. It's not even like >> She's such a weird >> That is not even like >> How do you come up with this? That's crazy. >> Come up with this.
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Heaven>> I got to go from saying it in general to saying, "Go lay on the couch, Heavenly Came. I I I limp through the airport to be >> This is what you're going to do. Lay on the floor. >> No. >> Heavenly. We're We got more.
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Heaven>> Heavenly. >> I appreciate. >> Let her go. >> I don't mean this. Wait. I don't mean it to be rude cuz I know that's rude. >> Wait. Heavenly before you leave. Wait. Heavenly. >> Say, "Yeah, you can put your leg on me." I feel bad. >> 5 minutes. 5 minutes. She just needs
05:52:16
Brian Atlasanother chair to put her leg. Put your leg on me. But no. Lay elevate the leg. >> Lay across these three. But anyways, um Okay. Wait. Uh, pass. Should the past not matter? Body count? Like, should
05:52:29
Brian Atlasshould a woman's body count? No. Wait. Scoot your mic to the edge of the Oh my god, these you guys are raid animals tonight. >> No, I don't think the past should matter when it comes to body count. >> Okay.
05:52:41
Aya Jarushi>> I don't think it should matter how many people you've been with. I think forward matters more. >> Destiny. >> Yeah. What about it? >> Do Excuse me. Uh, do you agree the past
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Heavenshould not matter? >> The past? Um, no it shouldn't. No, it shouldn't. >> Heavenly? >> No. >> Body count? Should the past not matter? >> Um, the body count should I mean it matters. Obviously, it's your past. All
05:53:07
Heavenof it matters. It all comes into account. Um, but I don't think if you're I don't think that if you're, like I said, trying to do different things. I don't think that you should be judged on that. But I do think it all matters.
05:53:19
Brian AtlasYeah. >> Should a woman's past matter? No, >> I don't think it should. >> Shouldn't matter. All right. Uh, so the