IRL! Interviewing Woke Liberal Feminist College Students! | Whatever IRL #9
Date: 2024-10-06
Duration: 3h 11m
Guests
Brian AtlasIdentified Speakers
SPEAKER_00Street interviewee(guest)
SPEAKER_02Street interviewee(guest)
SPEAKER_03Malia(host)
SPEAKER_04Street interviewee(guest)
SPEAKER_07Brian Atlas(host)
SPEAKER_08Street interviewee(guest)
SPEAKER_09Street interviewee(guest)
SPEAKER_10Street interviewee(guest)
SPEAKER_11Street interviewee(guest)
SPEAKER_13Street interviewee(guest)
SPEAKER_14Street interviewee(guest)
Key Moments
00:00:23
IntroMalia introduces herself as substitute host for Madison (sick). States she's 27, in Isla Vista, going to ask 'hard-hitting questions'.
“please okay we're live good hey we need to get some women hey guys welcome to the whatever Channel my name's Madison just kidding Madison's sick”
00:03:07
QuoteJosie (18, first interviewee): would break up with boyfriend if he asked her to dress modestly. States women are not the prize — 'everybody's the prize'.
“I would break up with him why why would you break up with him because I wouldn't date somebody that would not want me to have fun”
01:21:40
QuoteCaleb (security guard) observes: 'I don't think most women live in reality... if all the men left the infrastructure jobs that literally keep up our world we would be cooked.'
“I don't think most women live in reality”
01:37:00
QuoteDanny (18): says she would cheat on a boyfriend for asking her to stop partying, dress modestly, liking bikini pics, or subscribing to OnlyFans. Lying body count: 3 (real: 8). Prefers bad boys. Roster of 4, sleeping with all 4.
“if a man can do bad I can do worse”
01:50:08
QuoteFalcon (20, male interviewee): 'You are the prize. Cherish who you are, cherish your values, you will do great in life.' Also references 40-Year-Old Virgin and Entourage.
“you can't put it on a pedestal you're the prize doesn't matter who you are you're the prize so treat yourself with respect”
02:00:00
ControversyAggressive male passerby called crew 'cucks' and called Malia a 'bad word'. Heated verbal exchange. Second male passerby confronted crew, claiming local identity, accused them of censored news.
“you guys are all cucks you guys all hate women and you guys are fucking losers”
02:13:54
QuoteAdrian (27): most nuanced interviewee. Requires partner to be in/have been in therapy. Does not mind boyfriend liking bikini photos if no romantic intent. Broke up with prior boyfriend partly over modesty request.
“so long as you're in therapy I'm in therapy uh you're self-aware I'm self-aware you know we talk to each other open communication”
02:43:03
QuoteRio (20): broke up with prior boyfriend because he asked her to dress more modestly.
“no that's why I broke up with my boyfriend”
02:46:18
QuoteBella (20): self-rates as '10 years ago when you were 10' (she's 20). Humor about peak attractiveness.
“better 10 years ago honestly 10 years ago when you were 10 that's a real”
Topics Discussed
00:00:19
Stream intro and setup
Malia introduces herself as substitute host (Madison is sick), sets up in Isla Vista for IRL interviews on dating questions.
00:03:07
Early interviews — Josie and Tate
First two named interviewees: Josie (18) and Tate (18). Standard question set. Both oppose boyfriend controlling their behavior.
00:15:00
Group interviews — multiple small groups
Series of group interviews with unnamed college women. Recurring themes: partying autonomy, Instagram likes, OnlyFans, body count, bear vs. man question.
00:53:20
Olivia interview + Caleb joins
Olivia (24, has boyfriend) interviewed. Security guard Caleb joins as co-interviewer and begins asking questions.
01:16:28
Large group interview — Paige, Miranda, Kira and others
Caleb leads interview with group including Paige, Miranda, Kira (all 19, single). Discussion on domestic violence statistics and bear vs. man question.
01:22:44
Taylor interview + continued street interviews
Taylor (18) interviewed. Multiple more groups. Natalie (18), Danny (18), Katie (18) each interviewed. Discussion of body counts, rosters, and Trump supporter dating.
01:50:08
Falcon and Blair interview
Falcon (20, male) and Blair (19) — unusual male interviewees. Humorous exchanges about rosters and body count.
02:00:00
Aggressive confrontation with passerby
Male passerby called crew 'cucks' and got into heated verbal altercation with crew/Malia. Second male passerby also confronted crew over local identity and censorship.
02:13:54
Adrian interview
Adrian (27, single) gives more thoughtful, nuanced answers. Emphasizes communication and therapy as relationship prerequisites.
02:22:32
Emily interview
Emily (20, single) interviewed. Previously on the panel. Plans to return.
02:36:26
Ruby and Nicole interview
Ruby and Nicole (both 19, single). Standard questions. Nicole identified as someone who had been on the panel 2 weeks prior.
02:36:40
Malia answers own questions on stream
During slow period with few women available, Malia answers the standard question set herself and reads live chat.
02:43:03
Rio, Bella, unnamed group interview
Rio (20), Bella (20), unnamed (19). All single. Discussion of body count and bear vs. man.
03:20:46
Cash interview and close
Cash (20, single, gay woman) interviewed briefly. Malia closes stream with call to subscribe.
Transcript
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02:50:09
Brian Atlasevery girl either like is so scared of you or goes up to you to like hit on you it's an L either way no you did good like just random
02:50:21
Caleb (security/co-host)people 30 how am I a 304 you're a 304 I think they're probably not talking about you they said security is they said security guard is barely 154 lbs I'm a lot I'm
02:50:33
Caleb (security/co-host)actually two I'm actually 200 lb he's where's the scale I promise I'm I promise let me try to lift you I feel like I could lift 200 lb and I'm not smart I'm 6' three you're 6'3 yeah so
02:50:47
Production crewhow many people are watching bro I remember uh you gave me you gave me a car one time huh you can't gave me a car guys be nice in the
02:50:57
Maliacomments be nice to the security I would have probably got jumped like five times today someone said she got nice
02:51:07
Malialips thank you don't read me the mean comments I can't take it I'm not
02:51:17
Production crewstrong oh there's so many women huh it's okay I won't I've been on the internet a long time let's get some of these girls someone said your lips are
02:51:40
MaliaNaturals the bbl's fake
02:51:48
Maliamore
02:51:52
Maliaguys you guys are guys just bad content no one wants to watch the
02:52:07
Maliaguys oh there's so many women there's so many
02:52:17
Brian Atlaswomen all all right all
02:52:24
Maliaright is the Chad asking any good questions that are reasonable and helpful anything I can work
02:52:36
Maliawith anything for anything besides calling me a
02:52:45
Caleb (security/co-host)304 on us should be a I should be in a bikini nobody wants to see
02:52:55
Maliathat she's usually here she's just sick sorry she'll be
02:53:04
Brian Atlasbackone said where do babies come from where do babies come from the St the St Brian smashing Taco
02:53:13
MaliaBell Brian Smash and Taco Bell he's eating the Taco Bell probably honestly sounds pretty
02:53:24
Maliagood anything else funny how do people know where you're from where am I from well I'm not going to say on camera she she already said on camera oh you did LA Carpenteria yeah yeah I'm from car well I lived in Carpenteria till middle
02:53:36
Maliaschool and then I moved to Ventura and then now I live in LA they want to know how many 304s you've been with how many 304s have I've been with uh
02:53:45
Maliaman I don't I don't think any I don't hope not someone asked if you would have male if you were in a relationship would you have male friends would I have male friends that's tough cuz I play a lot of
02:53:57
Maliavideo games so I have like friends that I play with on fortnite that are men but I mean my boyfriend could play what about real life Friends real life friends I don't know I've never really had too many like real life guy friends
02:54:09
Malianormally ends weird chat wants to know if you like burritos do I like burritos uh the food object
02:54:19
Maliayes I like someone asked does size matter does size matter um I think that it would be a complete lie to be like no it doesn't matter at all CU I think there's like
02:54:31
Maliathere's too big and then there's probably a little bit smaller than I'd like but I think uh overall it's not super important but there's you know there's some outliers there like we're
02:54:42
Maliatalking micro dick I might even too big that's too scary IDE ideal whatever is attached to the body
02:54:54
Maliaof a man that I really like how many I'm not I don't know I don't know I'll let you
02:55:02
Maliaknow you want me to do that no absolutely not ladies you guys someting we've asked every
02:55:13
Maliaperson what the [ __ ] is a 304 a 304 is a ho a
02:55:22
Maliaprostitute I'm just a regular girl and tight Trump or Trump or
02:55:31
Maliacommo probably can I played the fifth no no yes I can no you have to yes I can
02:55:40
Maliaum I mean definitely Kamala sorry I'm so sorry please don't DM me hate messages
02:55:48
Maliawhy why why I think I wouldn't I'm not super particular either way but I think I'm just pretty anti uh
02:56:04
Production crewTrump yeah I should not have said that out loud but they're going in on you right now that's okay sorry guys we all have different opinions and that's
02:56:15
Production crewokay find you want to try these people yeah oh you guys interview the cops the
02:56:25
Maliacops I they're on the clock so I guess that makes
02:56:34
Brian Atlassense
02:56:40
Maliadating they'll be quick yeah they're simple what is this for TI No it's YouTube it's
02:56:52
Street intervieweeon YouTube live on YouTube never SE in my life wait is this Mr Beast it is you get a
02:57:01
MaliaTesla bye you get a Tesla you get a Tesla
02:57:18
Brian Atlasany fun
02:57:24
Maliachats have the people been liking the street interviews I feel like it's fun content opposed to the mixing it
02:57:40
Brian Atlasup all right guys
02:57:48
Maliaoh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] you're good excuse me ladies what you guys want to do an interview that's okay thank
02:58:01
[Music]
02:58:06
Brian Atlasyou
02:58:15
Production crewokay have you been interview you did some of the
02:58:26
Caleb (security/co-host)interviews every they like you come on no they they cook
02:58:35
Maliaeverybody they could fix me I'm open I'm
02:58:44
Maliaopenminded no yeah that's I'm saying I'm open mind
02:58:51
Maliaso do you think I am yeah
02:58:59
Street intervieweeyeah hey are you guys gonna fight wait are you guys fighting don't fight hey bro you can't just say you
02:59:11
Caleb (security/co-host)can't just say per chance and then walk away that's crazy drop your scooter Bro [ __ ] ladies do you guys want to answer something dating questions that's money right there ladies what do I what do you want what's the best way to say it hey
02:59:24
Maliaguys you want to answer some questions hey guys I do that too but ladies ladies ladies I'm just trying to be respectful you know you're doing a good job you're doing a good job has
02:59:37
Caleb (security/co-host)anything that you've heard tonight stuck out to you any of the answers anything been shocking to you anything been shocking um pretty much everything actually to fight pretty much everything's been shocking to me I I
02:59:49
Caleb (security/co-host)don't think most women live in reality to be honest in what way I think they're they kind of live in this fairy fairy tail world and they actually don't think
02:59:58
Caleb (security/co-host)that we need men like it's unbelievable to me if if if all the men left the if all the men left the infrastructure jobs
03:00:08
Caleb (security/co-host)that literally keep up our world we would be cooked we would uh not even have anything any no technology nothing so they're really quick and
03:00:21
MaliaCasual sure yeah you guys don't have to answer anything you don't want to what's this for it's for YouTube YouTube what
03:00:29
Maliaum channel it's called whatever okay oh how many subscribers why not why not why I feel like we it is morally wrong to not answer but the answering never
03:00:42
Maliahelps when you say whatever everyone runs away he want you
03:00:53
Production crewto
03:01:01
Street intervieweesecurity damn we're here for the interview okay I guess this got burn out hey want see see for real why do you have a camera why do I have a camera yeah I have a microphone
03:01:13
Maliasay camera this is a microphone OBX it's a microphone hey you don't have to interview BR interview famous over here can we I believe you you seem
03:01:22
Street intervieweefamous I'm famous I'm a SoundCloud rapper nice let's get the interview going asking the what question we ask yeah what question you asking my boy
03:01:34
Street intervieweedoes body count matter body count does not matter at all let him know let him know absolutely that guy said do you not fug with body count hey ony what do you
03:01:45
Street intervieweethink about this you know I don't really care what my partner's body count is that's valid that's valid hey we do not [ __ ] with uh body count um because when you're [ __ ] with body count
03:01:59
Production crewlike really good stuff really good stuff here thank you guys for the interview for the [Music]
03:02:14
Maliainterview have a good night thank you thanks
03:02:25
Production crewguys holy have you ever like to like take down someone yeah how far has the security job I fight I'm an m f you're an MMA
03:02:39
Production crewfighter in Texas that's awesome so what you like flew out here for this big security
03:02:54
Maliagig um I'm afraid to check the comments how do I read them should I go on Twitch or YouTube well I know how to read them but you know what I mean where do we what
03:03:07
Maliacomments got like 20 guys all right guys I'm going to be reading the comments so if you've ever wanted to say anything really mean to me now's your time
03:03:24
Maliachannel eight I can't actually I have bad service oh I got it Malia you're a good host in nice lady
03:03:34
Maliathank you thank you thank you you should be afraid you look like the wall that's okay Malia do you like Pokemon I'm more of a Yu-Gi-Oh girl but I'm cool with
03:03:46
MaliaPokemon uh Maddie is probably a better host I love your scorpion tent thank you so much what's your GoFundMe page for your jacket okay the guys they only had a
03:03:58
Maliabigger size available and I really needed a sweater for this cuz it's cold I'm very sorry um I mean I'm open to anything if you guys really want to
03:04:07
Maliapersuade me politically my DMs are open I'm not I'm not uh I'm not opposed to much so shout out Andrew Wilson much love of would I ask them if they would bow I
03:04:20
Maliadon't know if that's to me or not but I would bow I'm a I'm a big simp Malia are you on Twitch I am Malia did fine tonight sup
03:04:30
MaliaMalia get Chris to host these irow from fresh and fit the guy from fresh and fit no one I don't think many people would uh talk to them why is she single at
03:04:41
Malia27 good question high standards right high standards um yeah I also just don't go outside them I'm not on dating apps so you know try one more yeah
03:04:53
Maliayeah how is it that chiling C it's not that it's that cold but we're in Santa Barbara so there's kind of an ocean breeze that's uh Bri says to go more
03:05:02
Malialeft more left why the tats Malia are you on Twitch I am on Twitch this way this way this way this way want to see the street as as okay I feel like you're pointing the wrong way then you only
03:05:15
Maliadate millionaires do I only date millionaires no I've actually only ever dated kind of broker people um is my nose real or fake that's very
03:05:26
Malianice my nose is like my biggest insecurity uh it's real unfortunately would you move for a guy yeah I would do I have o
03:05:35
Maliano um you got an IG it's not that bad it's pretty chill IG actually is it foggy it is foggy highest
03:05:46
Maliaage Gap I would would go for um I probably tap out at my mom's age cuz I think family parties would be weird and then I probably wouldn't go lower than like 21 because then you can't drink and that's I don't know that
03:05:59
Maliajust feels wrong share the twitch name it's mole m o l e what is the meaning of life think to have have some fun and meet some
03:06:10
Maliapeople that you really like and I don't have an O don't have an O what's your mom's age 50 my mom is 50 dates one my dad's age
03:06:21
Maliamy dad is like 67 so absolutely not um want try back here yeah guys I don't actually have a
03:06:33
MaliaBBL do I like Texas I've only been to Texas once and it was pretty cool why madd's oh how old is your mama how old is your mama I like that
03:06:47
Maliaquestion mom's
03:06:51
Maliao uh Christ is Lord 21 to 49 is a huge range yeah I mean preferably I'd rather just date
03:07:00
Maliasomeone my age but I'm open to I'm not going to count someone out right what is your favorite type of game I like first person shooter games but I
03:07:12
Maliaalso play a decent amount of Master duel and red dead lately love your smile thank you thank you thank
03:07:23
Maliayou okay there's a Mercedes right behind
03:07:33
Maliame guys don't worry you would be a popular high school teacher I was going to go be a teacher oh I wanted to be a professor actually I might still go
03:07:44
Maliafinish school I don't know um I would poach girls for you but there's not a single girl to poach somebody said what are your top three turn and a guy my top three turn-ons and
03:07:55
Maliaa guy I like sense of humor nice um loyal you like uh I kind of do I kind of like the
03:08:08
Maliaguys that are like slightly [ __ ] to everyone but me I think that's cool you want basically want to tame the be no I just don't want a guy that's like super friendly with like a bunch of girls I
03:08:19
Maliaguess yeah he could he could throw down if he need
03:08:27
Maliato somebody said go to that car and inter interview them through the window hi welcome to Vista can I take your
03:08:36
Maliaorder I know the car is going to literally just murder
03:08:43
Maliame you think your man is watching I don't have a man but
03:08:53
Maliamaybe do I like musley men uh I don't really care but I think it's cool is Burrito Brian your type is a crazy
03:09:08
Maliaquestion uh we almost did wear the helmet but we decided against
03:09:16
Maliait name 10 books name 10 books she's not all there Marley I
03:09:31
Maliaam ignore the haters you're doing good actually it's not as bad as I expected all right midet
03:09:43
Production crewguys and let's no no no by myself look down that way all right so like literally right don't get ran over like right here Marley fishing
03:09:59
Maliaagain just say bye no like like you can hey guys thank you so much for watching hope you guys
03:10:07
Maliahad a great time was fun pretty dry week make sure you guys subscribe like follow all that stuff whatever on Instagram twitch YouTube
03:10:17
MaliaTwitter Tik Tok have a great rest of the night. twitch.tv whatever like and follow like and follow make sure you
03:10:28
Maliadrop some subs use that Prime say it's bug boys it's bugged boys boys it is so bugged guys guys the guys the prime is
03:10:41
Maliaso bugged boys we really need someone in the chat to just try it out we need to know if it's if it's us or is it you guys can someone try a prime and let us
03:10:52
Brian Atlasknow awesome let me just